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practical_armor) wrote2015-04-17 06:10 pm
practical_armor) wrote2015-04-17 06:10 pm
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I kissed the Doctor.
Can't say what all TimeLords taste like, just him. Would you be less likely to kiss him for yourself if I tell you, or more?
[THIS IS A RELEVANT QUESTION... because her bff was Jack and totally kissed the Doctor before she got a chance to okay.]
[Also why she texts him to tell him this, two days later, because she wants to flail at Jack and can't. Also it's 1/10th Kale's fault she even did it, and he asked.]
Can't say what all TimeLords taste like, just him. Would you be less likely to kiss him for yourself if I tell you, or more?
[THIS IS A RELEVANT QUESTION... because her bff was Jack and totally kissed the Doctor before she got a chance to okay.]
[Also why she texts him to tell him this, two days later, because she wants to flail at Jack and can't. Also it's 1/10th Kale's fault she even did it, and he asked.]
Ey lady, hi!
Rest assured, I have my own boyfriend to kiss. You never had to worry about me stealing your man. But I think he was more worried about me trying to steal you.
I'm really happy for you, though!
[In Nautilus, she wins!]
Do tell me everything, please.
[It is gossip time? Yes, yes it is.]
Rest assured, I have my own boyfriend to kiss. You never had to worry about me stealing your man. But I think he was more worried about me trying to steal you.
I'm really happy for you, though!
[In Nautilus, she wins!]
Do tell me everything, please.
[It is gossip time? Yes, yes it is.]
[NOT!JACK SHE OFFICIALLY LOVES YOU. And you have a boyfriend so you are like Jack, but clearly monogamous and well, Captain Jack didn't have that kind of capacity while they were adventuring but yaaaaaaaaay.]
You really think he was worried about that?
[She's laughing. She had no idea.]
[Also more proof he is like Jack.]
He tasted human, but a little more stardust-y and ethereal and timeless so that was great! :)
[WHAT IT'S TRUE.]
Also like bananas. Because I keep making him way too many banana things. And tea. Same reason.
And thanks. I probably wouldn't have without the push ;)
Who's your boyfriend?
You really think he was worried about that?
[She's laughing. She had no idea.]
[Also more proof he is like Jack.]
He tasted human, but a little more stardust-y and ethereal and timeless so that was great! :)
[WHAT IT'S TRUE.]
Also like bananas. Because I keep making him way too many banana things. And tea. Same reason.
And thanks. I probably wouldn't have without the push ;)
Who's your boyfriend?
[AWW She loves you too. She's missed having this sort of conversation, he used to have them with his adoptive sisters back home.]
Oh yes. Did you not see his serious and grumpy face after I smiled at you? It's a pity we don't have it on camera. But if you want to see it again I can kiss your hand in front of him and we can see what he does.
[He can be as terrible as Jack but Kale's 100% faithful to the person he's dating, yup.]
That sounds like the sort of kisses that go down in history.
[EY, he ain't judging.]
Bananas and tea...curious but sweet.
No need to thank me at all, it was all you two. But I'm glad I could help a bit.
His name is Armitage but everyone here calls him Hux. Tall, pale skin, a bit serious looking, red head...we been dating only for a few weeks but it's really nice.
Oh yes. Did you not see his serious and grumpy face after I smiled at you? It's a pity we don't have it on camera. But if you want to see it again I can kiss your hand in front of him and we can see what he does.
[He can be as terrible as Jack but Kale's 100% faithful to the person he's dating, yup.]
That sounds like the sort of kisses that go down in history.
[EY, he ain't judging.]
Bananas and tea...curious but sweet.
No need to thank me at all, it was all you two. But I'm glad I could help a bit.
His name is Armitage but everyone here calls him Hux. Tall, pale skin, a bit serious looking, red head...we been dating only for a few weeks but it's really nice.
[Aw she always wanted siblings!]
I didn't see! But if you wouldn't mind, that'd be great, I'll try to pay attention to his face when it happens!
[alksjdlaijsldj aw Kale you are sweet as heck. And heee, she will save that text forever.]
Curious but sweet and a little bit -- actually a LOTTA bit weird -- describes him perfectly.
Armitage sounds like a really great name though. Congratulations to you both! How did it happen?
I didn't see! But if you wouldn't mind, that'd be great, I'll try to pay attention to his face when it happens!
[alksjdlaijsldj aw Kale you are sweet as heck. And heee, she will save that text forever.]
Curious but sweet and a little bit -- actually a LOTTA bit weird -- describes him perfectly.
Armitage sounds like a really great name though. Congratulations to you both! How did it happen?
[So did Kale and got them by pure luck when he was 15 years old. Life is strange and wonderful like that.]
Of course, I wouldn't mind at all. It could be fun.
[He's a romantic at heart, even if he might not look like it at first.]
Everyone's weird in their own way. Some people just a bit more than others. [And to make his point more obvious, Kale makes his cat ears more as he smiles.]
It sounds very powerful if you ask me. Thank you! It was nothing spectacular or wild which, in retrospect, it's what I like the most. We started talking one day and realized that we both had families with similar backgrounds. Things happened from there. He also had our ups and downs.
Of course, I wouldn't mind at all. It could be fun.
[He's a romantic at heart, even if he might not look like it at first.]
Everyone's weird in their own way. Some people just a bit more than others. [And to make his point more obvious, Kale makes his cat ears more as he smiles.]
It sounds very powerful if you ask me. Thank you! It was nothing spectacular or wild which, in retrospect, it's what I like the most. We started talking one day and realized that we both had families with similar backgrounds. Things happened from there. He also had our ups and downs.
[It is at that!]
Would you mind terribly if I pet your cat ears? The cat people I knew weren't terribly friendly but they had snouts and were part of a religious order.
Sounds wonderful. I love how people meet. It's always unique, just like people, so that's pretty extraordinary in its own right, isn't it?
Would you mind terribly if I pet your cat ears? The cat people I knew weren't terribly friendly but they had snouts and were part of a religious order.
Sounds wonderful. I love how people meet. It's always unique, just like people, so that's pretty extraordinary in its own right, isn't it?
No, it's okay. This is not the first time someone wanted to do that. I'm actually a normal human, I just got cursed by a witch. I have a tail now too. A religious order? That is often troublesome.
I agree with you, it's always special on its own way.
I agree with you, it's always special on its own way.
Are you really? Why'd you get cursed?
The best kind of special.
The best kind of special.
Long story short? Back home my partner and me were trying to stop a witch that was turning people into animals. She tried to turn me into a cat but the curse didn't take fully. Hence the ears and tail.
Sounds hardcore. Good job resisting. I think if I had to be cursed, catears and a tail sounds like a good way to go.
I'm not quite sure how I managed it, but thank you. I could use a glamour spell to hide them from view but no one here seems to mind too much, so I don't bother.
you would look cute with cat ears.,
you would look cute with cat ears.,
You think? Maybe for Halloween. Put on a nun costume and I'd freak out the Doctor with a bunch of his rational fears at once.
He got threatened by cat-nuns. And that is even weirder than it sounds.
It's even why I named my cat from Death None. Pun on it.
He got threatened by cat-nuns. And that is even weirder than it sounds.
It's even why I named my cat from Death None. Pun on it.
From all the things out there he's scared of nuns.
Weird is the usual here so I'm sure you are telling me the truth. Poor Doctor, though.
[He's laughing, it's a pity she can't see it through text.] I love puns. Cat puns specially. Good job!
Weird is the usual here so I'm sure you are telling me the truth. Poor Doctor, though.
[He's laughing, it's a pity she can't see it through text.] I love puns. Cat puns specially. Good job!
And dying and I don't even know what else. Don't get him started on pears though. That's not a phobia he just hates them.
Adrien is a good person to talk to for cat puns! He's Purr-fect at them. - I got that one from him.
Adrien is a good person to talk to for cat puns! He's Purr-fect at them. - I got that one from him.
Being scared of dying makes sense but pears? You are pulling my leg. Really? Pears?
I know the kid! He's a good boy. We haven't shared many cats puns yet, though.
Oh god that one was terrible. I love it.
I know the kid! He's a good boy. We haven't shared many cats puns yet, though.
Oh god that one was terrible. I love it.
Nope! Like I said, he's not scared of them, just hates them. Apparently they taste disgusting and are dribbly or something. You know the saying "An apple day keeps the Doctor away?" Well, apples have nothing on pears with him.
Adrien's great! Smart as paint.
Adrien's great! Smart as paint.
I'll keep that in mind in case one day I need to scare him away.
Hah. I've never heard that comparison before.
Hah. I've never heard that comparison before.
The Oncoming Storm, defender of all time and space and the universe, probably distracted by pears, yup.
Oh, it's a very British saying. Smart means looks good and sharp and bright too, so... = Smart as paint. ;)
Oh, it's a very British saying. Smart means looks good and sharp and bright too, so... = Smart as paint. ;)
Ha ha. Everyone has a weakness. His nemesis can be found in the supermarket.
Ooooh I see. I need to learn more slang from other world.
Ooooh I see. I need to learn more slang from other world.
Mm. Except the daleks. If you ever see a funny upside down trashcan with a plunger and blue glowing eyestalk, that shouts "Exterminate," duck and cover.
What planet is your boyfriend from?
What planet is your boyfriend from?
You mentioned Daleks before. They're..what, alien? Evil aliens?
I'm not sure, actually. He's human but I don't know if they have an Earth in their universe.
I'm not sure, actually. He's human but I don't know if they have an Earth in their universe.
Yup. In super invincible armor that melts bullets. Their lasers disintegrate humans and most people. We're not sure if they could show up here or not, since the jury's kind of out on whether or not they have souls. Best you can do is convince them you can be useful.
Unfortunately, being human doesn't narrow it down much. Humans spread through all the corners of the universe with time. Something to do with dancing.
Unfortunately, being human doesn't narrow it down much. Humans spread through all the corners of the universe with time. Something to do with dancing.
Nasty things, I see. Are you sure the best we can't do isn't drop them into a very deep pit?
It does not. I'll ask Hux for details. Why dancing?
It does not. I'll ask Hux for details. Why dancing?
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Pretty sure it wouldn't work. So long as they get enough energy they fly.
Dancing is apparently a universal language for everything.
I had a friend from the distant future who was a time traveler too. Captain Jack. He was a really great dancer. I hope he shows up here sometime. He could charm just about anyone. Even the Doctor really.
Dancing is apparently a universal language for everything.
I had a friend from the distant future who was a time traveler too. Captain Jack. He was a really great dancer. I hope he shows up here sometime. He could charm just about anyone. Even the Doctor really.
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