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[bigbadrose]

Are you really? Why'd you get cursed?

The best kind of special.

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[practical_armor]

Long story short? Back home my partner and me were trying to stop a witch that was turning people into animals. She tried to turn me into a cat but the curse didn't take fully. Hence the ears and tail.

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[bigbadrose]

Sounds hardcore. Good job resisting. I think if I had to be cursed, catears and a tail sounds like a good way to go.

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[practical_armor]

I'm not quite sure how I managed it, but thank you. I could use a glamour spell to hide them from view but no one here seems to mind too much, so I don't bother.

you would look cute with cat ears.,

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[bigbadrose]

You think? Maybe for Halloween. Put on a nun costume and I'd freak out the Doctor with a bunch of his rational fears at once.

He got threatened by cat-nuns. And that is even weirder than it sounds.

It's even why I named my cat from Death None. Pun on it.

[practical_armor]

From all the things out there he's scared of nuns.

Weird is the usual here so I'm sure you are telling me the truth. Poor Doctor, though.

[He's laughing, it's a pity she can't see it through text.] I love puns. Cat puns specially. Good job!

[bigbadrose]

And dying and I don't even know what else. Don't get him started on pears though. That's not a phobia he just hates them.

Adrien is a good person to talk to for cat puns! He's Purr-fect at them. - I got that one from him.

[practical_armor]

Being scared of dying makes sense but pears? You are pulling my leg. Really? Pears?

I know the kid! He's a good boy. We haven't shared many cats puns yet, though.
Oh god that one was terrible. I love it.

[bigbadrose]

Nope! Like I said, he's not scared of them, just hates them. Apparently they taste disgusting and are dribbly or something. You know the saying "An apple day keeps the Doctor away?" Well, apples have nothing on pears with him.

Adrien's great! Smart as paint.

[practical_armor]

I'll keep that in mind in case one day I need to scare him away.

Hah. I've never heard that comparison before.

[bigbadrose]

The Oncoming Storm, defender of all time and space and the universe, probably distracted by pears, yup.

Oh, it's a very British saying. Smart means looks good and sharp and bright too, so... = Smart as paint. ;)

[practical_armor]

Ha ha. Everyone has a weakness. His nemesis can be found in the supermarket.

Ooooh I see. I need to learn more slang from other world.

[bigbadrose]

Mm. Except the daleks. If you ever see a funny upside down trashcan with a plunger and blue glowing eyestalk, that shouts "Exterminate," duck and cover.

What planet is your boyfriend from?

[practical_armor]

You mentioned Daleks before. They're..what, alien? Evil aliens?

I'm not sure, actually. He's human but I don't know if they have an Earth in their universe.

[bigbadrose]

Yup. In super invincible armor that melts bullets. Their lasers disintegrate humans and most people. We're not sure if they could show up here or not, since the jury's kind of out on whether or not they have souls. Best you can do is convince them you can be useful.

Unfortunately, being human doesn't narrow it down much. Humans spread through all the corners of the universe with time. Something to do with dancing.

[practical_armor]

Nasty things, I see. Are you sure the best we can't do isn't drop them into a very deep pit?

It does not. I'll ask Hux for details. Why dancing?

[bigbadrose]

Pretty sure it wouldn't work. So long as they get enough energy they fly.

Dancing is apparently a universal language for everything.

I had a friend from the distant future who was a time traveler too. Captain Jack. He was a really great dancer. I hope he shows up here sometime. He could charm just about anyone. Even the Doctor really.

[practical_armor]

What if you create a shield around them? I can make them around myself to avoid injuries but if I use the spell on someone else, inverting the polarity of the magic, I am basically putting them into an unbreakable bubble. They can not hurt others. I could teach you how to do it if you want.

The horizontal tango it's a beautiful thing. [If you catch his drift...]

Sounds like a man I'd love to meet.

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[bigbadrose]

Yeah? Maybe! I know they don't destroy each other, but I did see one self destruct once!

alkjsdlk [DROPS THE COMM OFF THE BUNKBED.]

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[bigbadrose]

Just be careful he doesn't try to steal your boyfriend. I half thought he'd steal the Doctor sometimes. If he was more the Doctor's type.

[Hanging halfway off the bed.]

[practical_armor]

Are you okay here...?

[He could not see her drop the phone but he can imagine what happened.]

I'll be extra careful around Hux if Jack shows up. It would be trouble to lose my boyfriend now that I finally got one.

[bigbadrose]

Fine! I just dropped my phone.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'd play nice if he knew for sure someone was taken. Reminds me of you actually.

[practical_armor]

Oh I wonder why. [8D]

That's good to know. [Kale is many things but a cheater is not one of them.] And that's a good or a bad thing?

[bigbadrose]

[SMASHES EMOTES AT HIM.] :P :P :P :P [She is going to sleep with the Doctor yet and then not tell anyone ever SO THERE.]

It's good. Great even. Jack's the best. I hope he wakes up here. Pretty much everyone would be glad, haha.

[practical_armor]

[Lucas taught kale how to do those, he loves them.] X3~♥ [AWW but he wants to know these things!]

We will have to wait and see. Now I hope he gets here too.